Bio: Danny is a chrome domed, Melbourne/Australia based, vegetarian with a daily caffeine addiction so extreme that he now goes to AA meetings just for the free coffee. He has an extremely low tolerance for boring people who spend their days using their word quota on little else than "blah, blah, blah, etc, etc, etc..." Danny's choice color is black, black, black, black with a little black thrown in for good measure, and his favorite sound is "FMEH" (the noise a cat makes when it coughs up a hairball). He's got one of those university degrees that he once flew about 245cm out a window (they make exceptional paper darts when folded just right). His life long ambition is to one day become a member of "The Hung Jury," a club for men who have exceeded 11 inches of penis size, and who count Ron Jeremy amongst their "members". now if he can just save those bucks required for the "extra inches" transplant operation. When he isn't sleazing, quoting and backstabbing, he can be found uploading a few words to his site platform-8.com.