Bio: Bette O'Callaghan, a dichotomy of designer clothes accessorised with skulls. She fought her way down from the lap of luxury, in America, to the squalor of one room in South London, always evincing the worst possible judgement along the way. Indeed, her skills at self-delusion and general lassitude are world class as is her cement streak of cynicism. Fifty eight years of ranting, raving and howling at the world to go away have led her to the stage as the perfect outlet in which to reach out and throttle her audience, assuaging her need for total domination. Expect the worst and you will be rewarded with intriguing stories of a wasted life and encouraged to live for yourself. Bette regularly performs in London and the UK, has performed in 2002 and 2003 at the Edinburgh Festival, as well as performances in America and has been published in various fanzines and in the poetry anthology, Velocity.